tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-42575410448850185002012-01-12T06:58:48.691-06:00trés joliea blog about writing, books, sex, and life.Jolie Cainhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06035463286278983602noreply@blogger.comBlogger2301100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4257541044885018500.post-41754586636284415972012-01-10T07:28:00.002-06:002012-01-10T07:28:42.205-06:00Liquid Silver Books?Am I the only one who can't access the website?Jolie Cainhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06035463286278983602noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4257541044885018500.post-6160204603861926222011-06-05T10:49:00.001-05:002011-06-05T10:49:27.887-05:00Oops, I did it again...I fell down on the blogging job. lol! I was really on a roll there for a while, but I got lazy and haven't been doing my regular blogs. I'm getting back on the wagon, though. And could I possibly put more metaphors into a short post? lol!Jolie Cainhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06035463286278983602noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4257541044885018500.post-16798527104557316072011-05-30T08:12:00.000-05:002011-05-30T08:12:31.214-05:00HAPPY MEMORIAL DAY!Remembering those who gave their lives for our freedom.
Jolie Cainhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06035463286278983602noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4257541044885018500.post-76495770670762087822011-05-16T00:13:00.000-05:002011-05-16T00:13:01.028-05:00You Gotta Read Reviews“A Lady’s Pleasure” is a satisfying romp to another time, giving the reader a vivid experience life in the lives of her characters. Jolie Cain does a good job of making the reader feel like they are actually experiencing the Regency time period. She writes knowledgeably of this time, and paints beautiful images in the readers’ minds. The verbal, sexually charged bantering between Richard and LilyJolie Cainhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06035463286278983602noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4257541044885018500.post-85066666224768642782011-05-02T06:50:00.000-05:002011-05-02T06:50:04.950-05:00The Romance Studio gives A Lady's Pleasure 5 Hearts!After a miserable marriage, Lily Laughton, Lady Morely is perfectly content to remain a well off widow, doing her best to avoid anyone who might threaten her chosen life. Even if it means going to her friend's house party dressed to the hilt in a dowdy disguise. However, the Duke of Carlisle sees thorough her disguise and finds a woman he could actually see settling down with. It's going to take Jolie Cainhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06035463286278983602noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4257541044885018500.post-48979358157664708062011-04-12T06:34:00.002-05:002011-04-12T06:34:18.148-05:00Sizzling Hot Books gives A Lady's Pleasure 5 Hearts!A Lady's Pleasure points out one (of many) problem often found in the past, women didn’t really have any rights or control of their lives. Widows left with money were allowed the most freedom, but even that was limited. That Lily found hers and embraces it, made it work for her is great. That she has to go to extremes, living a quiet life in the country and hiding things others find attractive (Jolie Cainhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06035463286278983602noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4257541044885018500.post-64606814491582679642011-03-12T06:00:00.000-06:002011-03-12T06:00:04.966-06:00Saturday Treat-WingedJolie Cainhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06035463286278983602noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4257541044885018500.post-51748382643034014842011-03-05T06:00:00.010-06:002011-03-05T06:00:08.689-06:00Saturday Treat-KissJolie Cainhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06035463286278983602noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4257541044885018500.post-88362862535589061432011-02-26T06:00:00.010-06:002011-02-26T06:00:02.378-06:00Saturday Treat-Max V PhotographerJolie Cainhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06035463286278983602noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4257541044885018500.post-28549271413008402862011-02-21T06:00:00.006-06:002011-02-21T06:00:01.780-06:00Just a DreamAMAZING!
Jolie Cainhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06035463286278983602noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4257541044885018500.post-74878027851867002702011-02-19T06:00:00.008-06:002011-02-19T06:00:02.555-06:00Saturday Treat-TysonJolie Cainhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06035463286278983602noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4257541044885018500.post-79409132996296762022011-02-16T23:33:00.000-06:002011-02-16T23:33:17.806-06:00Thirteen Sexy M/M Pics1. 2.
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Jolie Cainhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06035463286278983602noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4257541044885018500.post-14315711382362922642011-02-11T23:00:00.000-06:002011-02-11T23:00:02.934-06:00Valentine's Day Blog HopJolie Cainhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06035463286278983602noreply@blogger.com16tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4257541044885018500.post-42812086335285632622011-02-11T08:24:00.002-06:002011-02-11T08:24:48.077-06:00Did your zodiac sign change?Your zodiac sign may not actually be your zodiac sign anymore.
Astronomer Parke Kunkle says that due to changes in the Earth's alignment the dates of many zodiac signs have changed, according to NBC. In addition, there may be a 13th Zodiac sign: Ophiuchus.
Kunkle says that as the Earth and Sun slowly move the signs gradually change, as expected.
The change didn't happen overnight either. The 12 Jolie Cainhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06035463286278983602noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4257541044885018500.post-42464939787622749932011-02-10T06:00:00.044-06:002011-02-10T06:00:14.626-06:00Thirteen Baseball Metaphors for Sex1. First base is commonly understood to be any form of mouth to mouth kissing, especially open lip ("French") kissing.
2. Second base may refer to tactile stimulation of genitalia (and can be divided into whether the stimulation is done through clothing, or directly, skin to skin) but more often refers to stimulation of a woman's breasts, again, either through clothing or directly skin to Jolie Cainhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06035463286278983602noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4257541044885018500.post-25007179557638639852011-02-05T06:00:00.009-06:002011-02-05T06:00:02.370-06:00Saturday Treat-Alejandra Guerrero PhotographerJolie Cainhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06035463286278983602noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4257541044885018500.post-18605643851657183312011-02-03T06:00:00.026-06:002011-02-03T06:00:16.199-06:00Thirteen of Hollywood's Highest Earning Celebrities1. Johnny Depp-$75 million
2. Sandra Bullock-$56 million
3. Ben Stiller-$53 million
4. Tom Hanks-$45 million
5. Adam Sandler-$40 million
6. Reese Witherspoon-$34 million
7. Cameron Diaz-$32 million
8. Leonardo diCaprio-$28 million
9. Jennifer Anniston-$27 million
10. Sarah Jessica parker-$25 million
11. Daniel Radcliffe-$25 million
12. Robert Downey, Jr.-$22 million
13. Tom Cruise-$22 Jolie Cainhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06035463286278983602noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4257541044885018500.post-30583695721893434592011-01-29T06:00:00.009-06:002011-01-29T06:00:03.792-06:00Saturday Treat-CharlzJolie Cainhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06035463286278983602noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4257541044885018500.post-78090818812298569352011-01-27T06:00:00.020-06:002011-01-27T06:00:09.614-06:00Thirteen Famous Men With Teeny Weenies1. Ben Affleck
2. Shia LeBeouf
3. Colin Ferrell
4. Enrique Iglesias
5. Nick Lachey
6. Jude Law
7. Daniel Craig
8. Howard Stern
9. Daniel Radcliffe
10. Eminem
11. Danny Bonaduce
12. Johnny Knoxville
13. Ashton KutcherJolie Cainhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06035463286278983602noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4257541044885018500.post-43196342539187915702011-01-24T06:00:00.001-06:002011-01-24T06:00:03.864-06:00Hef is Engaged!!Okay. Really? I mean. Really? Yes, it's true. Hugh Hefner, 84 years old, is engaged to another one of his blonde bunnies. This one is 24. That's a 60 year age difference ladies and gents! Here's a new pic...
Now I've always kinda liked Hef. He's got his own quirky style and all, but this is just a bit over the top. And I know I write romance, but the big old skeptic that lives deep inside of me Jolie Cainhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06035463286278983602noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4257541044885018500.post-40990620009068240382011-01-22T06:00:00.017-06:002011-01-22T06:00:01.265-06:00Saturday Treat-DanceJolie Cainhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06035463286278983602noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4257541044885018500.post-72650048938999395992011-01-20T06:00:00.037-06:002011-01-20T06:00:11.167-06:00Thirteen Facts About Orgasms1. An estimated 24-37% of women can't climax.
2. The clitoris has more than 8000 nerve endings while the penis only has around 4000.
3. Some people can orgasm from nipple stimulation alone.
4. Women can have two kinds of orgasms: vaginal and clitoral.
5. If the sacral nerves in the spinal column are oxygenated and electrically stimulated then, in theory, dead people can orgasm.
6. EstimatesJolie Cainhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06035463286278983602noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4257541044885018500.post-91425766034668213812011-01-17T06:00:00.033-06:002011-01-17T06:00:12.521-06:00New ReleaseToday my historical romance A Lady's Pleasure releases at Liquid Silver Books!! I'm very excited about this release as it was a completely new genre for me--Regency Romance. I've always loved reading them, and I had a great time writing it. Here's a blurb and brief excerpt:
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<!--[if gte mso 9]> Normal 0 false false false EN-US X-NONE X-NONEJolie Cainhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06035463286278983602noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4257541044885018500.post-14752794874097594352011-01-15T15:11:00.001-06:002011-01-15T15:34:15.159-06:00Saturday Treat-Tony Duran Photographer Part DeuxJolie Cainhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06035463286278983602noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4257541044885018500.post-50532825697850056812011-01-01T11:22:00.000-06:002011-01-01T11:22:36.957-06:00Happy New Year's!I know I've been dreadfully neglecting my blog. New Year's Resolution: Don't neglect blog!! lol! Just wanted to stop in and wish everyone a Happy 2011!
Jolie Cainhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06035463286278983602noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4257541044885018500.post-21975825760792308362010-11-11T05:00:00.000-06:002010-11-11T05:00:00.652-06:00Thirteen Bizarre Sex Records1. World's Largest Penis-the living owner of the world's biggest human penis is Jonah Falcon. Falcon's 13-5 inch member has been measured for a TV special, making him one of the few guys who can back up his bodily boasts.
2. World's Most Prolific Mother-Feodor Vassilyev (1707-1782), was a peasant from Shuya, Russia. Though not noteworthy himself, his first wife, Valentina Vassilyeva, set theJolie Cainhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06035463286278983602noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4257541044885018500.post-54732522747026252722010-11-10T18:05:00.000-06:002010-11-10T18:05:21.885-06:00My New Book Cover!! Squee!!!!
Here's the cover of my soon-to-be-released historical romance. It was done by Lyn Taylor. Isn't it gorgeous??? Jolie Cainhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06035463286278983602noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4257541044885018500.post-86588811015455653002010-11-06T05:00:00.000-05:002010-11-06T05:00:02.424-05:00Saturday Treat-Those EyesJolie Cainhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06035463286278983602noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4257541044885018500.post-11758983569320463942010-11-04T05:00:00.000-05:002010-11-04T05:00:05.154-05:00Thirteen Facts About Sugar1. The average American consumes 22 teaspoons of sugar every day.
2. The average teenager consumes 32 teaspoons of sugar a day.
(Men should have no more than 9. Women should have no more than 6.)
3. Sugar is addictive. It releases an opiate-like substance that activates the brain's reward system.
4. In 1900, the U.S. consumed an average of 5 pounds of sugar per person.
In 2000, the U.S. Jolie Cainhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06035463286278983602noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4257541044885018500.post-60767630443078118512010-10-31T19:28:00.001-05:002010-10-31T19:36:27.340-05:00Halloween Blog Hop Winners!!Maureen Lipsett
Wolf's Magic by Rebecca Royce
Choice of back list by Gem Sivad
$5 MBaM gift card from Hailey Edwards
Jean Patton
Shifting Passions by Xakara
Choice of backlist by Trina M Lee
Preja Vu by Alanna Coca
Dawn Brower
A Sight to Dream Of by P.G. Forte
Choice of backlist by Monette Michaels or Rae Morgan
Choice of backlist by Juniper Bell
Kristi Patterson
Choice of backlist by SaraJolie Cainhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06035463286278983602noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4257541044885018500.post-22288157274213394452010-10-29T05:00:00.070-05:002010-10-29T06:56:02.020-05:00Halloween Blog Hop
Hope you're having a freaky, sexy Halloween this year. How about a spooky song to start us off? I love Halloween songs, Halloween decorations, Halloween costumes. Hell, I just love Halloween!!!
Just a couple of reminders. The tour will last all weekend, so if you don't get a chance to visit all the blogs today, you still have plenty of time. Make sure you hit all the blogs so that youJolie Cainhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06035463286278983602noreply@blogger.com28tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4257541044885018500.post-63007616918944021652010-10-28T05:00:00.049-05:002010-10-28T05:00:01.881-05:00Thirteen Facts About Halloween1. The correct spelling of Halloween is actually Hallowe'en.
2. Halloween celebrations date back 2000 years.
3. The tradition of wearing masks comes from Celtic and Welsh traditions which claim the dead visit the living on Oct. 31. The masks are to keep the dead from recognizing the living.
4. In the 1800's in America, the end of the harvest season was celebrated by the end of October by Jolie Cainhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06035463286278983602noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4257541044885018500.post-9748521839362461602010-10-25T05:00:00.013-05:002010-10-25T05:00:10.040-05:00Earthbound-a poem
The sky is grey today.Lowering clouds blot out the sun, anda chill wind shudders through the trees.In the distance thunder crashes asbright swords of lightning pierce the gathering gloom.A sharp, pungent odor fills the air.Oh, how I long for days such as this!There must be some strange creature in me,a caged spirityearning to release thismortal shellto flyaway and away,glorying in the wildness,Jolie Cainhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06035463286278983602noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4257541044885018500.post-1012334426017976552010-10-23T05:00:00.009-05:002010-10-23T05:00:01.068-05:00Saturday Treat-Fernando AlvesJolie Cainhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06035463286278983602noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4257541044885018500.post-90841142020501803132010-10-21T05:00:00.000-05:002010-10-21T05:00:03.867-05:00Thirteen Grave Facts1. Taberger's Safety Coffin, developed in 1829, allowed the deceased to ring a bell and alert the graveyard workers in case of being buried alive.
2. Prior to the 20th Century, some wealthy European families would hire professional mourners to either look sad or wail, adding the right tone to the funeral.
3. In 1992 Hugh Hefner purchased the crypt next to Marilyn Monroe for $75,000. He said,Jolie Cainhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06035463286278983602noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4257541044885018500.post-85347995717238928982010-10-18T05:00:00.021-05:002010-10-18T05:00:09.775-05:00Wicked Wishlist-Bra Bag Okay, I don't know if I'd ever really use this because I don't do all that much traveling, but aren't they the cutest things! Bra BagTravel in style, arrive in form. Brag keeps all your bras and bra cups in perfect shape when you travel.
* Holds 1-6 bras from size 28AA - 36C
* Keeps soft cup and push up cups in shape while traveling
* Fashionable and functional
Jolie Cainhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06035463286278983602noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4257541044885018500.post-53558751796646486392010-10-16T05:00:00.010-05:002010-10-16T05:00:05.639-05:00Saturday Treat-BriefsJolie Cainhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06035463286278983602noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4257541044885018500.post-55959999964067620892010-10-14T05:00:00.001-05:002010-10-14T06:37:24.049-05:00Thirteen Things You Didn't Know About the NFL1. An NFL forfeit results in a 2-0 score.
2. It takes 3000 cows to supply the leather for a year's supply of footballs for the NFL.
3. The smallest player in NFL history was Jack Shapiro. In 1929 he played for the Staten Island Stapletons. He weighed 119 pounds and was 5'1" tall.
4. The yellow line costs $5,120,000 per season.
5. Oakland originally named their team the Oakland Senors.
6. On Jolie Cainhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06035463286278983602noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4257541044885018500.post-48874078198834245542010-10-11T05:00:00.002-05:002010-10-11T05:00:09.802-05:00Banned Commercial-FunnyJolie Cainhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06035463286278983602noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4257541044885018500.post-23275236085093366542010-10-09T05:00:00.014-05:002010-10-09T05:00:02.078-05:00Saturday Treat-Paul Bolk PhotographyJolie Cainhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06035463286278983602noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4257541044885018500.post-50369903321578821042010-10-07T05:00:00.029-05:002010-10-07T05:00:01.965-05:00Thirteen Funniest Football Player NamesAnd yes, these are real names of real players.
1. Yourhighness Morgan-Bushnell, Florida
2. Richie Rich-Marietta, Georgia
3. Peanut Whitehead-Birmingham, Alabama
4. Nick Bigrigg-Amherst, Ohio
5. Lucious Pusey-Delray Beach, Florida
6. Keith Toogood-Rowlett, Texas
7. Perfection Harris-Staten Island, New York
8. Ben Gay-Houston, Texas
9. Foxy Foxworth-Mount Pleasant, North Carolina
10. FairJolie Cainhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06035463286278983602noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4257541044885018500.post-12192520211051160972010-10-04T05:00:00.058-05:002010-10-04T05:00:05.543-05:00Excerpt from my current historical WIP-A Lady's Pleasure
Richard Wentworth St. John, the fifth Duke of Carlisle, strode down the back hallway in search of his friend Stephen, the Earl of Brentwood. They had planned to go riding this morning, but his friend was nowhere to be found. The duke suspicioned that Stephen was closeted with his lovely wife somewhere. They hadn’t been married all that long, and, unlike the majority of tonnish couples, the man Jolie Cainhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06035463286278983602noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4257541044885018500.post-42427965664615401932010-10-02T05:00:00.015-05:002010-10-02T09:18:55.590-05:00Saturday Treat-ChapsJolie Cainhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06035463286278983602noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4257541044885018500.post-25722139196969494812010-09-30T05:00:00.033-05:002010-09-30T05:00:00.545-05:00Thirteen Horrible Domain Names1. Cumbria Storage Systems-www.cumstore.co.uk
2. North of Boston Jewish Singles-www.nobjs.org
3. Mammoth Erection Scaffold Erection Dismantle Services-www.mammotherection.com
4. Speed of Art-www.speedofart.com
5. Teachers Talk-www.teacherstalk.com
6. Web One-www.webone.com
7. Winters Express-www.wintersexpress.com
8. Pen Island-www.penisland.net
9. Big Als-www.bigalsonline.ca
10. ExpertsJolie Cainhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06035463286278983602noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4257541044885018500.post-8253363150123510302010-09-27T05:00:00.013-05:002010-09-27T05:00:01.095-05:00Turn the Lights On-poem
Turn the lights on.I want to watch your handsgliding down my body...your mouthtugging at my breasts.
Turn the lights on.I want to look at the sweatdripping down your skin...your pulsebeating as you thrust.
Turn the lights on.I want to see your eyesgazing into mine...your musclestensing as you cum.
Turn the lights on...
Copyright 2008 Jolie CainJolie Cainhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06035463286278983602noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4257541044885018500.post-45690343047602341902010-09-25T05:00:00.013-05:002010-09-25T05:00:02.977-05:00Saturday Treat-Jett SchaefferJolie Cainhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06035463286278983602noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4257541044885018500.post-49063549873393314832010-09-23T06:54:00.107-05:002010-09-23T06:54:00.720-05:00Thirteen Unusual Wedding Dresses 1.
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13. Jolie Cainhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06035463286278983602noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4257541044885018500.post-32773630433289484332010-09-20T05:00:00.005-05:002010-09-20T05:00:00.500-05:00Dove Evolution CommercialJolie Cainhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06035463286278983602noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4257541044885018500.post-51081013099549695352010-09-19T15:24:00.002-05:002010-09-19T15:26:07.540-05:00Helping out a Marine Unit in AfghanistanI found this info on Shiloh Walker's blog. Thought I would share it with you guys in case anyone might be interested.
Helping out a Marine Unit in AfghanistanJolie Cainhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06035463286278983602noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4257541044885018500.post-44226965059454612012010-09-18T05:00:00.004-05:002010-09-18T05:00:03.879-05:00Saturday Treat-WetJolie Cainhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06035463286278983602noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4257541044885018500.post-70203972956790240922010-09-16T05:00:00.045-05:002010-09-16T05:00:03.935-05:00Thirteen Interesting Facts About Oral Sex1. Three in every 1000 men are capable of autofellatio, oral stimulation of one's own penis.2. A pearl necklace is a slang term for a male ejaculating on a woman's neck or upper chest following oral sex.3. Many STD's, such as chlamydia, herpes, and gonorrhea, can be transmitted through oral sex.4. Female bats perform fellatio on male bats to increase copulation time.5. Teabagging is the Jolie Cainhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06035463286278983602noreply@blogger.com9tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4257541044885018500.post-31626784036339576462010-09-13T05:00:00.016-05:002010-09-13T05:00:07.934-05:00People--especially kids- are reading books again-yeah, right?It seems to me that more and more people are reading these days. I can remember back when I was in school, only us hardcord bookworms actually spent any time reading. Everyone else did the Cliffsnotes or movies. And when I was teaching English, most of my students would brag to me that they'd never read a book all the way through. It broke my heart!! Now, with the popularity of books like Harry Jolie Cainhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06035463286278983602noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4257541044885018500.post-85759661685421792832010-09-11T05:00:00.003-05:002010-09-11T05:00:02.556-05:00Saturday Treat-M/MJolie Cainhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06035463286278983602noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4257541044885018500.post-15634471988585605922010-09-09T05:00:00.036-05:002010-09-09T05:00:04.879-05:00Thirteen Roles They Didn't Take--and Probably Regret1. Sean Connery was offered the role of Gandalf in LOTR.
2. Gwyneth Paltrow was offered the role of Rose in Titanic.
3. Brad Pitt was offered the role of Jason Bourne in The Bourne Identity.
4. Darryl Hannah was offered the role of Vivien in Pretty Woman.
5. Russell Crowe was offered the role of Wolverine in The X-Men.
6. Matt Damon was offered the role of Jake Sully in Avatar.
7. Jolie Cainhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06035463286278983602noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4257541044885018500.post-20591338938793492562010-09-06T19:59:00.001-05:002010-09-06T20:10:36.483-05:00Labor Day Blog Hop Winners!CONGRATS TO ALL THE WINNERS!!
K. Close
Choice of backlist from Alanna Coca
Choice of backlist from Tina M. Lee
Choice of backlist from Jolie Cain
Skylar Kade
Driving Miss Devin by Stephanie Adkins
The Virtuous Vampire by Monette Michaels
Wolf's Magic by Rebecca Royce
Sue Brandes
Breed True by Gem Sivad
Choice of backlist from Sandra Sookoo
Choice of backlist from Sara Brooks
Mary McCoy
Jolie Cainhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06035463286278983602noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4257541044885018500.post-39223342743918607952010-09-03T05:00:00.090-05:002010-09-03T05:00:00.119-05:00Labor Day Blog HopTHIS BLOG IS NOT WORKPLACE SAFE!
Welcome to the next stop on the Labor Day Blog Hop. I thought we'd start things off with a tune just to get everybody in the mood for some relaxation! After all, isn't that the whole point of Labor Day? So that we can take some time off from our daily grind and have a bit of fun? On Labor Day Weekend, it's five o'clock all weekend long!! lol!
Men who work hardJolie Cainhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06035463286278983602noreply@blogger.com24tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4257541044885018500.post-15044688115012727462010-09-02T05:00:00.032-05:002010-09-02T05:00:01.021-05:00Thirteen Words We Only Use in Negative FormI know. Kinda a weird topic. But this fascinates me. lol! Here is a list of words that we never use in the positive.
1. unkempt-no one ever says kempt
2. disgruntled-no one ever says gruntled
3. unruly-no one ever says ruly
4. disconsolate-no one ever says consolate
5. uncouth-no one ever says couth
6. ineffable-no one ever says effable
7. unscathed-no one ever says scathed
8. Jolie Cainhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06035463286278983602noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4257541044885018500.post-10255006288579581022010-08-30T05:00:00.007-05:002011-11-25T14:03:01.835-06:00Eternity-a poemDance with me love on the edge of the sky.Leap with me, darling, I’ll teach you to fly.Paint me in colors of red, black, and grey.Show me your secrets. I’ll never betray.I touch you, and fire leaps from off of your skin.I kiss you, a storm breaks; the world starts to spin.A dizzying crashing of violence and tearsCreating a silence that screams in my ears.Scent of the mad rains in hollow-dropped Jolie Cainhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06035463286278983602noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4257541044885018500.post-80631062420523859782010-08-28T05:00:00.003-05:002010-08-28T05:00:04.153-05:00Saturday Treat-WifebeatersJolie Cainhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06035463286278983602noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4257541044885018500.post-76771448094202565222010-08-26T05:00:00.002-05:002010-08-26T05:00:07.166-05:00Thirteen Famous Erotic Books1. The Claiming of Sleeping Beauty by A.N. Roquelaure2. The Complete Illustrated Kama Sutra by Lance Dane3. Delta of Venus by Anais Nin4. Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex But Were Afraid to Ask by David Reuben5. Fear of Flying by Erica Jong6. The Happy Hooker by Xaveira Hollander7. The Joy of Sex by Alex Comfort8. Lady Chatterley's Lover by D.H. Lawrence9. Lolita by Vladimir Jolie Cainhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06035463286278983602noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4257541044885018500.post-17203776950918414152010-08-23T05:00:00.021-05:002010-08-23T05:00:08.716-05:00Rudeness and Cell Phones
I don't like cell phones much. And that's a bit ironic since that's all my family has any more. We no longer have a land line. In our four person family, we have five cell phones. So I will freely admit that there are some things about them that I like. I like the fact that my son can call me when he's going to be late. I like that fact that if I'm driving a long distance in my car, I can call Jolie Cainhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06035463286278983602noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4257541044885018500.post-23664481663832033142010-08-21T05:00:00.000-05:002010-08-21T05:00:03.909-05:00Saturday Treat-Soft Shadows PhotographyJolie Cainhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06035463286278983602noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4257541044885018500.post-58079612533826927472010-08-19T05:00:00.004-05:002010-08-19T05:00:02.031-05:00Thirteen Things You Should Never Say During Sex 1. But everybody looks funny naked! 2. You woke me up for that? 3. Did I mention the video camera?4. A little rug burn ever hurt anyone!5. Can you please pass me the remote control? 6. Do you accept Visa? 7. ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ 8. On second thought, let's turn off the lights.9. Jolie Cainhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06035463286278983602noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4257541044885018500.post-27566262198505347772010-08-16T05:00:00.010-05:002010-08-16T05:00:08.749-05:00Give me...-a poemGive me no pale, vapid love barely remembered at break of day.No distracted kisses, dry and dearth of desire.I don’t want your love by rote and rule- stroke here, thrust there.Roll over and play dead.No! Show me your need. that claws and screamsKisses that bite and sting.Let me feel a grinding pounding passion pushed to the brink and beyond.Roll me over. Tie me down. Hurt me. Jolie Cainhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06035463286278983602noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4257541044885018500.post-26286661664065607582010-08-14T05:00:00.001-05:002010-08-14T05:00:06.118-05:00Saturday Treat-TattoosJolie Cainhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06035463286278983602noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4257541044885018500.post-46085465031086785402010-08-12T05:00:00.002-05:002010-08-12T05:00:05.417-05:00Thirteen SouthernismsI find these in various places on the next. I'm not sure they're all exactly "southernisms." I've heard them all my life. What do you think? Southernism? Or just common expression?1. I'm fixing to. (Meaning, I'm about to do something.)2. He's carrying me to the store. (Meaning, taking me to the store.)3. Dumber than a fence post. (Meaning, well, pretty damn stupid.)4. Don't get your panties in aJolie Cainhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06035463286278983602noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4257541044885018500.post-48433498343957911002010-08-09T05:00:00.006-05:002010-08-26T16:40:27.901-05:00Dad Life-funny videoJolie Cainhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06035463286278983602noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4257541044885018500.post-85562600206948506972010-08-07T05:00:00.002-05:002010-08-07T05:00:01.572-05:00Saturday Treat-Jason MomoaJolie Cainhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06035463286278983602noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4257541044885018500.post-27143839549796914592010-08-05T05:00:00.003-05:002010-08-05T05:00:06.246-05:00Thirteen Naughty Glossary Terms
1. anal beads-string of beads of varying sizes that is intended to be inserted into the anus one by one.
2. ball gag- Usually made of rubber or silicone in the shape of a sphere with a strap passing through its diameter. Used in BDSM training to silence or punish the wearer.
3. BDSM-An acronym of "B&D" (Bondage & Discipline), "D&S" (Dominance & Submission), and "S&M" (sadomasochism).
4. Jolie Cainhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06035463286278983602noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4257541044885018500.post-65418147673945359832010-08-02T05:00:00.018-05:002010-08-02T05:00:07.306-05:00Yours-a poem
Just a stray glance, the softest brush of a finger across my cheek a certain gruffness in your voice, and I am there. I can feel myself soften, dampen. My lips open and so does my mind.It opens, and you come in.You fill me.
Copyright 2008Jolie Cainhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06035463286278983602noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4257541044885018500.post-85952472599788048882010-07-31T05:09:00.003-05:002010-07-31T05:09:00.986-05:00Saturday Treat-MenageJolie Cainhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06035463286278983602noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4257541044885018500.post-28325057487062062912010-07-29T05:00:00.002-05:002010-07-29T05:00:01.276-05:00Thirteen Crazy Laws1. In Bozeman, Montana, a law prohibits all sexual activity from the front yard of a home after sundown.2. In Salt Lake County, Utah, it’s illegal to walk down the street carrying a violin in a paper bag.3. In San Francisco, it’s illegal to pile horse manure more than six feet high on a street corner.4. In Devon, Texas, it is against the law to make furniture while you are nude.5. In Oklahoma, Jolie Cainhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06035463286278983602noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4257541044885018500.post-54483088795174726682010-07-26T05:00:00.003-05:002010-07-26T05:00:14.438-05:00The hummingbirds that never showed upI have been trying since March to attract hummingbirds to my yard. I have faithfully cleaned and refilled my feeders every week. AND THEY STILL AREN'T HERE!! I'm beginning to be personally offended that the little suckers seem to be ignoring my yard and getting their nectar elsewhere. I mean, really. What's the dealio?My mother has jillions of hummers at her house. They love her. They worship herJolie Cainhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06035463286278983602noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4257541044885018500.post-8441086875859848732010-07-24T05:13:00.002-05:002010-07-24T05:13:00.087-05:00Saturday Treat-Patrick RibsaetterJolie Cainhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06035463286278983602noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4257541044885018500.post-46408906680057838522010-07-22T05:00:00.002-05:002010-07-22T05:00:06.349-05:00Thirteen Real Celebrity Names1. 50 Cent--Curtis Jackson2. Alan Alda--Alphonso D'Abruzzo3. Axl Rose--William Bailey4. Ben Kingsley--Krishna Banji5. Bono--Paul Hewson6. Chuck Norris--Carlos Ray7. Demi Moore--Demetria Guynes8. Elvis Costello--Declan McManus9. Gene Simmons--Chaim Witz10. Harry Houdini--Ehrich Weiss11. Jamie Foxx--Eric Bishop12. Kirk Douglas--Issur Danielovich13. Marilyn Manson--Brian WarnerJolie Cainhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06035463286278983602noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4257541044885018500.post-7192627074700256682010-07-21T05:00:00.001-05:002010-07-21T05:00:01.237-05:00Wednesday's Wicked Wishlist-Vibrating Boy ShortsThese sassy boyshorts have a stimulating secret -- they vibrate! Just slip the included waterproof bullet into the strategically-placed hidden pocket for thrills exactly where you want them -- and no one will know! Black nylon. Uses 3 button batteries, included.Jolie Cainhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06035463286278983602noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4257541044885018500.post-21411176264526465202010-07-20T05:00:00.002-05:002010-07-20T05:00:04.792-05:00Book Recommendation-Slave to SensationIn a world that denies emotions, where the ruling Psy punish any sign of desire, Sascha Duncan must conceal the feelings that brand her as flawed. To reveal them would be to sentence herself to the horror of "rehabilitation"- the complete psychic erasure of everything she ever was.... Both human and animal, Lucas Hunter is a Changeling hungry for the very sensations the Psy disdain. Jolie Cainhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06035463286278983602noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4257541044885018500.post-6678308852256393042010-07-19T05:00:00.003-05:002010-07-19T05:00:00.587-05:00Watching the same movie over and over and....When I really like a move, I REALLY like a movie. And you just can't catch everything if you only watch a movie one time. So there's absolutely nothing wrong with watching a movie a second time. Or a third. Or a fourth. Or...well. There isn't. Is there?Ah, well. I don't really care what anyone else thinks. Some of my favorite movies I've probably seen twenty times or even more. And you know what?Jolie Cainhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06035463286278983602noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4257541044885018500.post-14598126073647757692010-07-18T05:00:00.003-05:002010-08-10T09:17:04.021-05:00Top Twenty Commonly Misspelled WordsThe Top 20 misspelled words are:
1. Definitely
2. Sacrilegious
3. Indict
4. Maneuver
5. Bureaucracy
6. Broccoli
7. Phlegm
8. Prejudice
9. Consensus
10. Unnecessary
11. Supersede
12. Questionnaire
13. Lieutenant
14. Entrepreneur
15. Connoisseur
16. Inoculate
17. Particularly
18. Liquefy
19. Parallel
20. ConscienceJolie Cainhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06035463286278983602noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4257541044885018500.post-17123426249351586662010-07-17T05:06:00.000-05:002010-07-17T05:06:00.039-05:00Saturday Treat-Attreo PhotographyJolie Cainhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06035463286278983602noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4257541044885018500.post-44235374739428112172010-07-16T05:30:00.002-05:002010-07-16T05:30:01.093-05:00Sexy Lady VampireJolie Cainhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06035463286278983602noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4257541044885018500.post-37188060816419294212010-07-15T05:00:00.002-05:002010-07-15T05:00:01.068-05:00Thirteen Sexy Movies1. Basic Instinct2. 9 1/2 Weeks3. Body Heat4. Last Tango In Paris5. Mr. and Mrs. Smith6. The Unbearable Lightness of Being7. Henry and June8. Out of Sight9. 9 Songs10. Chocolat11. Wild Things12. Bull Durham13. UnfaithfulJolie Cainhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06035463286278983602noreply@blogger.com8tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4257541044885018500.post-33552643993996338762010-07-14T05:00:00.000-05:002010-07-14T05:00:12.871-05:00Wednesday's Wicked Wishlist-Corset TeeFrom the front, this piece looks like a simple sexy shirt, but from the rear it looks just like a corset! The back of shirt is lined with metal grommets and satin ribbon and ties up just like an old-fashioned corset. This lets you pick from a skin-tight fit that shows off your curves to a looser and more relaxed fit when you need a break. Jolie Cainhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06035463286278983602noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4257541044885018500.post-6380472525230598282010-07-13T05:00:00.003-05:002010-07-13T05:00:03.651-05:00Book Recommendation-MissingSometimes you don't know what you're missing until you find it. . . He'd witnessed the ravages of war firsthand as an army special ops, but nothing could have prepared Wes Holden for the senseless death of his own wife and son--or the private nightmare that followed. An empty shell of a man, he is unable to do anything but survive. Until the day he walks into Ally Monroe's yard. Raised Jolie Cainhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06035463286278983602noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4257541044885018500.post-64740206175257824172010-07-12T05:00:00.003-05:002010-07-12T05:00:05.795-05:00Is writing a check obsolete?So call me old-fashioned, but I still use my checkbook. I know, I know. Debit card. My husband keeps telling me that I need to move on into the 21st century and get one. But I like the reassurance of my checkbook. It's just easier for me to keep up with my money using a check instead of a debit card. Though I will admit that I'm getting just a little tired of people giving me dirty looks at the Jolie Cainhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06035463286278983602noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4257541044885018500.post-18001684853719205822010-07-11T05:00:00.002-05:002010-07-14T17:08:58.985-05:00Pas Seul-a poemPas Seul
I know you're there
in the shadows
watching,
So I perform my
dance of disrobing...
for your pleasure.
Shrug off the blouse
let it drop...
slowly
to the floor-a dark puddle
at my feet.
I feel your eyes on my
body. My nipples...
harden...
peak.
My breathing quickens.
My hands move to caress my stomach
travel down, beneath
the edge of my skirt.
As my hands move lower...lower
the skirt Jolie Cainhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06035463286278983602noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4257541044885018500.post-83144785498082245122010-07-10T05:00:00.000-05:002010-07-10T05:00:02.837-05:00Saturday Treat-Nice AssJolie Cainhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06035463286278983602noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4257541044885018500.post-7761371706820238792010-07-09T05:00:00.002-05:002010-07-09T05:00:09.839-05:00Funny PicJolie Cainhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06035463286278983602noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4257541044885018500.post-75824958048903263902010-07-08T05:00:00.000-05:002010-07-08T05:00:04.625-05:00Thirteen Confucius say...1. Confucius SayA Penis is the only thing that a woman hopes she will find hard to handle.2. Confucius SayA relationship is the opportunity to do something you hate with someone you love.3. Confucius SayThe inventor of shag carpet made a big pile.4. Confucius SaySome Sex Is Good...More Is Better...Too Much Is Just About Right5. Confucius SayA Tattoo is permanent proof of temporary insanity.6. Jolie Cainhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06035463286278983602noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4257541044885018500.post-54322445275588743992010-07-07T05:00:00.003-05:002010-07-07T05:00:06.746-05:00Wednesday's Wicked Wishlist-Coochy Shave CremeYour skin will love you for this! Here’s a heavily lanolized shave creme that softens as it prevents bumps and rashes on shaved sensitive skin. It really works! Perfect for the bikini area, underarms and legs ... even men’s beards! Also makes an intense hair conditioner.Jolie Cainhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06035463286278983602noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4257541044885018500.post-9183737854475149132010-07-06T05:00:00.006-05:002010-07-06T05:00:05.809-05:00Book Recommendation-Behind Closed DoorsSurveillance expert Seth is convinced that Victor Lazar had his half-brother murdered, but his secret investigation and his life are on the line. When he learns that Lazar's next victim may be the beautiful Raine, Seth is pushed beyond all emotional limits - and beyond fear itself.Jolie Cainhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06035463286278983602noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4257541044885018500.post-44107803600926358452010-07-05T14:00:00.000-05:002010-07-05T14:00:01.870-05:00Fourth of July Blog Hop WinnersCongratulations to the Fourth of July Blog Hop Winners!Announcing the WINNERS!Susan Romito Choice of backlist by Olivia BrynnIntimate Strangers by Gem SivadMidnight's Ghost by Sara Brooksloretta Canton $5 MBaM gift certificate from Hailey EdwardsWinner's choice of backlist by Trina M. LeeStar Spangled Kiss, (Kissin Cops 2) by Christa PageCarolyn Overholser Scent of the Roses by PG ForteThe Jolie Cainhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06035463286278983602noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4257541044885018500.post-47140755677242038702010-07-02T03:21:00.027-05:002010-07-14T17:23:29.207-05:00Fourth of July Blog Hop
WARNING: THIS BLOG IS NOT WORKPLACE SAFE!!
Welcome to the next stop on the Fourth of July Blog Hop. Having a good time so far? I hope so. lol! I know I had fun finding the hot pics of the sexy men below. Times like these I'm really glad to live in the USA, 'cuz we've got us some gorgeous guys. Makes me feel all patriotic!! I just want to stand up and salute. lol!
Just a couple of remindersJolie Cainhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06035463286278983602noreply@blogger.com28tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4257541044885018500.post-58715818239303882622010-07-01T17:31:00.002-05:002010-07-01T17:39:07.793-05:00Thirteen Rules for Guys!In no particular order...1. When crying occurs, you caused it. You fix it. Perfect time for a gift.2. When we ask if we are fat, we are looking for a "NO I love you just the way you are" answer. 3. We value your opinion on our outfits and perhaps you should ask for direction when you are dressing.4. Saying what you think we want to hear gets you in more trouble! Stop while you are ahead.5. Jolie Cainhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06035463286278983602noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4257541044885018500.post-25312527532499270132010-06-27T05:00:00.004-05:002010-08-10T09:17:28.369-05:00Three Grammar Rules You Can Break
Grammar rules exist so that we don’t sound like complete idiots when we write. Most of them have a good reason for being around; after all, clarity in communication is a good thing. A virtue, even.
However, that’s not to say that all grammar rules are written in stone. In fact, some of them seem to be the work of rabid grammarians, who gleefully enforce confusing syntax and awkward constructionJolie Cainhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06035463286278983602noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4257541044885018500.post-46398889879726678432010-06-26T20:43:00.003-05:002010-06-26T20:46:26.681-05:00Sorry I've been AWOLLife seems to have gotten in the way of my blogging. Imagine that!! lol! But hopefully things have calmed down somewhat. I plan to get back on schedule ASAP! Which means that today is Saturday Treat Day, right? Jolie Cainhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06035463286278983602noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4257541044885018500.post-85583477915012992322010-05-30T05:00:00.002-05:002010-07-14T17:09:25.807-05:00Lust-a poem
Your mouth is full of sex and sin.
With every word, you draw me in.
Sweet lies you whisper in my ear.
You soothe my doubt. You calm my fear.
From knowing eyes, a secret glance.
They tempt my soul to take this chance.
You stroke my cheek--your touch delights.
You kiss my lips--a spark ignites.
Like moth to light, you mesmerize.
You tease, you taunt, you tantalize.
I can't escape your wicked Jolie Cainhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06035463286278983602noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4257541044885018500.post-8810408226856601812010-05-29T05:00:00.003-05:002010-05-29T05:00:01.676-05:00Saturday Treat-Tiago RianiJolie Cainhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06035463286278983602noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4257541044885018500.post-89004951348532425802010-05-28T05:00:00.001-05:002010-05-28T05:00:05.649-05:00A writer dies and is given a choice...A writer died and was given the option of going to heaven or hell.She decided to check out each place first. As the writer descended into the fiery pits, she saw row upon row of writers chained to their desks in a steaming sweatshop. As they worked, they were repeatedly whipped with thorny lashes."Oh my," said the writer. "Let me see heaven now."A few moments later, as she ascended into heaven, Jolie Cainhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06035463286278983602noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4257541044885018500.post-22384147609853634242010-05-27T05:00:00.003-05:002010-05-27T05:00:03.833-05:00Thirteen Sex Myths1. Good sex comes naturally.2. Men have more sexual urges than women.3. After a certain age, sex is no longer important.4. Viagra is the answer.5. Size matters.6. Certain foods can put you in the mood.7. Oral sex is safer than anal and vaginal sex.8. Premature ejaculation only affects young men.9. Women can't get pregnant the first time they have sex.10. Fantasizing about someone else isJolie Cainhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06035463286278983602noreply@blogger.com1